You put the LIME In the Coconut, not the eyeball !!
So at this point in the day I’m counting down(feverishly mind you) to when I can get out of work and take a much needed vacation(given that I’ve taken 4 this year, I’m not quite sure how I feel about that statement, but I do work 7 days a week, so suck it). As a single man, the idea of vacations are always centered around two things. Well three if you don’d mind redundancies. Woman, Partying, and more woman. There always tends to be more of one than the other. As being a sloppy fuck does not seem to be something that young attractive woman flock towards(and believe me, I’ve tested this theory on many occasions). HOWEVER, this trip, will be more of the exception than the rule. Being that I will be surrounding myself with all sorts of like minded party people, I look forward to testing all preconceived notions and all things regularly considered faux pas.
This time of the year, generally means two things for me. My inevitable climb towards the proverbial heavens, aka my birthday. And EDC. Of which, one remains insurmountably more important than the other(the better you know “me” the easier it is for you to understand that I’m referring to my birthday lol). For those unfamilliar with EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival), do us all a favor and check this out before continuing through this discombobulated collection of nonsense known as my opinion.
DO NOT TELL ME YOU “PARTY ROCK” until you CONQUER this “MASSIVE”
As you can see from the link above, this is no regular “event” or “party”. This my friends, is considered a “massive”, and that moniker couldn’t be any more fitting given just HOW FUCKING MASSIVE IT IS. Last year, during EDC’s rather rough transition from LA to VEGAS, we saw nearly 300,000 people attend, and over 500,000 people arrive in Sin City. This year will be no different, as it appears to be shattering the previous records set. Over 500,000 people will be attending, and almost 1.3 million will flock to Vegas in hopes of catching some of the unforgettable moments that are GUARANTEED to take place. As a label or theme “Debauchery” just would not be doing this justice. But rest assured, it is, for lack of a better word, exactly what will be taking place from the moment I board that plane!! See you all on the flip side(ya I am the kind of dickhead that still says that)
- Jehan
